I am of sound mind and I admit that I see the alphabet above
and I am aware of the fact that if I click it, I am a person who does not
want to pretend that I am standing in a video rental store circa 1985,
believing that I smell popcorn and imagining that everyone else in the
shop is looking at me and thinking that I am literally radiating with coolness,
but rather a person who is not fueled by nostalgia nor narcissism and would
rather fancy the possibility of choosing a new film to enhance my evening
by going to a page that will alphabetically list titles that have been reviewed
by Surveil and contain much more info than just an outrageously
awe-inspiring cover that fills me with uncontrollable compulsion.